Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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