one two three fourrrrnication!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize