this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So vagazzling was a success
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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