just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We were destined to go to rehab together
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
