we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.