nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops