we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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