i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I need a beard to bite.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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