Are we in a gay sports bar?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
