I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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