honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
