Where is the hickey?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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