It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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