this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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