I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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