Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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