I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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