check it out our google latitudes are spooning
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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