You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just had sex bonerless
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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