Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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