Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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