EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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