News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Mom said you looked used
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I have post one night stand depression
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize