I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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