she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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