His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
