If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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