When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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