i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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