That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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