Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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