Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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