your parents love me but you hate me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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