last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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