They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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