My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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