her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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