he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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