no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My balls are so social today.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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