hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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