after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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