I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize