is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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