i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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