omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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