trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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