He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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