I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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