when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
and i looked up. we had an audience...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
