yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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