I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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