Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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