Welp...herpes.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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