OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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