Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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